Peabody

This is Peabody. He just had an article published in the Harpersfield Digest. Or maybe it was Harpersville. I don't know. Something was being digested. 

Floyd

This is Floyd. Kind of a bad boy; he's been "in the system" for the past twelve years. Hhhfffff. Wow. 

Slug 45

This is Slug 45.  He's a detective, or what they call in the business a "gumshoe."  Or...well...I mean, you hope it's gum.

Ebenezer

This is Ebenezer.  He's kind of old and dried up.  I stashed him away in a shoebox several years ago.  I'm not exactly sure why.  I think I might have been having some issues at the time.

Zeebo

This is Zeebo.  He's from Uranus.  Yeah, I admit that's a pretty cheap joke.  But honestly, you knew it was coming eventually, right?

Sherman

This is Sherman.  He's dressing up as a spoooooky ghost this Halloween.  Yeah, I really don't think I need that sheet back.

Pepe'

This is Pepe'.  He owns his own restaurant, but it isn't doing very well.  They've had a lot of...health code violations.

Stretch

This is Stretch.  He's kind of the crazy one in the family.  He stays out long hours, late into the night.  I wait up for him and when he comes home, I always say, "Oh, I was so worried.  Thank goodness you're still in one piece."  Then we laugh and laugh.  *Sigh*  I think I need to get out more.

Maxwell

This is Maxwell.  He's climbing his way up the corporate ladder.  I'm very proud of him.  I still remember the morning he was born.  I had to induce labor with 6 cups of coffee.

Marshall

This is Marshall.  He had a very promising career as a stunt performer until he was involved in a tragic accident involving a fan.