Slug 45

This is Slug 45.  He's a detective, or what they call in the business a "gumshoe."  Or...well...I mean, you hope it's gum.

Ebenezer

This is Ebenezer.  He's kind of old and dried up.  I stashed him away in a shoebox several years ago.  I'm not exactly sure why.  I think I might have been having some issues at the time.

Zeebo

This is Zeebo.  He's from Uranus.  Yeah, I admit that's a pretty cheap joke.  But honestly, you knew it was coming eventually, right?

Sherman

This is Sherman.  He's dressing up as a spoooooky ghost this Halloween.  Yeah, I really don't think I need that sheet back.

Pepe'

This is Pepe'.  He owns his own restaurant, but it isn't doing very well.  They've had a lot of...health code violations.

Doug

This is Doug.  He's always saying stuff like, "I'm so cool.  I know how to spell."  Well, who's laughing now, Doug?  Huh?  Huh!?

Stretch

This is Stretch.  He's kind of the crazy one in the family.  He stays out long hours, late into the night.  I wait up for him and when he comes home, I always say, "Oh, I was so worried.  Thank goodness you're still in one piece."  Then we laugh and laugh.  *Sigh*  I think I need to get out more.

Maxwell

This is Maxwell.  He's climbing his way up the corporate ladder.  I'm very proud of him.  I still remember the morning he was born.  I had to induce labor with 6 cups of coffee.

Marshall

This is Marshall.  He had a very promising career as a stunt performer until he was involved in a tragic accident involving a fan.

Miguel

This is Miguel.  He was born after a one-night stand with a burrito.  He got a little...runny at the bottom.