Marshall

This is Marshall.  He had a very promising career as a stunt performer until he was involved in a tragic accident involving a fan.

Miguel

This is Miguel.  He was born after a one-night stand with a burrito.  He got a little...runny at the bottom.

Toby

This is Toby.  He's a...ummm.  Well, he spends most of his time...uhhh.  I guess I don't really know what he does.  He's just a worthless piece of shit.

Prof. Nutworthy

This is Professor Nutworthy.  His students often laugh at him behind his back.  They make fun of his bad breath and corny jokes.

Charlene

This is Charlene.  I'm not exactly sure what she does, but she makes lots of money off of her website steamingbrownslut.com

Xavier

This is Xavier.  He's some sort of...street performer or something.  We don't really like to talk about Xavier.

Gordon

This is Gordon.  He's a doctor of internal medicine.  Annnnd....He's single, ladies!

Ricky & Sticky

These are the twins, Ricky & Sticky.  Look, they're wearing matching sailor hats! Aren't they cute?

Mabel

This is Mabel.  I probably shouldn't have waited until after I turned 40 to have her.

Chester

This is Chester.  He believes he's a cowboy from the old west.  He's currently in therapy for his delusions.